My Life Quotes

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson."
"To live in this world you must be able to do three things: to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones knowing your own life depends on it; and, when the time comes to let it go, to let it go."

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Rasa Nak Muntah

Di dalam sebuah bas duduk seorang pemuda dan seorang nenek. Si nenek memicit-micit kepalanya.

"Kenapa ni nek. Pening ya," tanya pemuda tersebut.

"Ya nak, rasanya kepala pening, perut mual, rasa macam nak muntah," jawab nenek.

"Oh, ya nak, bolehkah nenek melihat muka kamu sebentar."

Pemuda itu terkejut tapi kemudian tersenyum,

"Boleh nek, tapi kenapa?"Si nenek menjawab,”Biar muntahnya lebih cepat.”

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